Now that jkm bought a truck...

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 07/27/2017 at 08:37 • Filed to: Literally everything wrong with oppo

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I stand alone on “Wow I like this car but we all know I’m not gonna buy it” Island.

random001 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/27/2017 at 08:45

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Wait, JKM bought a truck?

OPPOsaurus WRX > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/27/2017 at 08:45

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i’m still automotively depressed as well.....

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > random001 07/27/2017 at 08:47

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He bought a 2014 Taco

Honeybunchesofgoats > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/27/2017 at 08:47

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Ahem. Do I not post enough XK/XK8/XJS listings on here or something? Because I can fix that.

random001 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/27/2017 at 08:48

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Then he needs the Tricerataco!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/27/2017 at 08:48

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Posting things you like: goodly

Posting vehicles for sale that you express an interest in online for yourself but do nothing on a frequent basis: fake news

Tripper > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/27/2017 at 08:51

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I had you in “who actually buys first” pool. Good thing this is the internet

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Tripper 07/27/2017 at 08:52

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I correctly chose jkm

random001 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/27/2017 at 08:53

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What car can we post that you will actually buy?

pip bip - choose Corrour > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/27/2017 at 08:54

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open your wallet, empty your bank account, search the back of your couch, pool your moneyz together and spend big on a newer vehicle

:P

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > random001 07/27/2017 at 08:56

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That’s the $64,000 question.

Slant6 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/27/2017 at 08:59

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This gif of Dr. Z crying always makes me feel bad for him. I know that’s the joke, that everyone hates him, but it really makes me sad.

random001 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/27/2017 at 08:59

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R8!

shop-teacher > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/27/2017 at 09:03

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$64,000? If you spend $6,400 on yourself, I’ll fall right the shit out of my chair.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/27/2017 at 09:03

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That white 328i wagon is still on eBay for $15000...

Tripper > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/27/2017 at 09:03

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Whad you win? I’ll stand on no sale island with you, with every 2002 that I post. When I actually do buy, I won’t post until it’s in my driveway.

shop-teacher > random001 07/27/2017 at 09:03

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Where did you find that? I need to get that for my wife.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > shop-teacher 07/27/2017 at 09:03

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If you give me $64,000, I promise to spend it.

DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/27/2017 at 09:04

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I feel as if all of oppo is perpetually on that Island.

shop-teacher > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/27/2017 at 09:05

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You’d spend it on an addition. You can’t fool me.

random001 > shop-teacher 07/27/2017 at 09:06

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Look to Amazon ! Just search for Tricerataco!

shop-teacher > random001 07/27/2017 at 09:08

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Thanks!

random001 > shop-teacher 07/27/2017 at 09:09

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Anytime, man!

shop-teacher > random001 07/27/2017 at 09:12

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Should be here tomorrow :)

random001 > shop-teacher 07/27/2017 at 09:13

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I love it! My kid will get one for Christmas. He’s just now in the “Dinosaurs are awesome! rawr!” stage.

shop-teacher > random001 07/27/2017 at 09:16

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That’s fantastic!

I should’ve bought three of them then :)

random001 > shop-teacher 07/27/2017 at 09:20

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You still can!

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/27/2017 at 09:21

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wait what did he buy? i must have missed the post

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/27/2017 at 09:22

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I guess we’re on the same island.

If only I could find an Arctic Metallic E90 or E91 near me.

benjrblant > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/27/2017 at 09:43

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I’m right next to you on that island. So many longbeds on craigslist yet I probably won’t ever own one. )=

benjrblant > benjrblant 07/27/2017 at 09:45

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Case in point:

https://phoenix.craigslist.org/cph/cto/d/toyota-only-longbed/6227479216.html

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > OPPOsaurus WRX 07/27/2017 at 09:52

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YOU FOOL!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 07/27/2017 at 10:03

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Taco

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/27/2017 at 10:10

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sounds yummy

Milky > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/27/2017 at 10:10

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My friend, you are not alone. I started posting about wanting to buy a Miata almost 2 years ago.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Milky 07/27/2017 at 10:27

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Sad!

6691 zapS > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/27/2017 at 10:37

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Oh no, I just don’t post.

CB > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/27/2017 at 10:51

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I’m with you, bud. Although I’ve stopped with the NPoCP posts and now just mope at home.

Milky > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/27/2017 at 11:20

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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > benjrblant 07/27/2017 at 11:59

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Maybe one day id sell you mine...

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/27/2017 at 12:00

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Get in line dude, you’re not the only one here.